DISCLAIMER

Thank you for your interest in Millingdale Ice Creams. We're proud of our rare range of flavours and the uniquely careful way in which we make our delicious desserts and savoury sorbets.

We cannot be held responsible for any allergic or adverse reactions to our products, flavours, flavourings, additives, or any fertilisers, pesticides, nuts, allergens or toxicants contained within.

We make every effort to ensure that our packaging is as clear as possible. But it's also quirky, like us. We name our cows (Arthur, Beatrice, Johnny, Damian, Millicent and Dalmatia). We're not sorry about that. We think you'd like to know which cow's udder was responsible for your tangy dessert.

We even name our fruit trees (Old Faithful, Ol' Yeller, and Rotten Ol' Shrivel Fruit). We don't name our staff, though. They get to keep the names they were born with.

We refuse to say on our Peanut Perfection "this product contains nuts". You're not stupid. In fact, we've done tests, and people eating our ice cream are 37 per cent smarter than consumers of other ice creams. You won't be fooled, you clever people.

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